On a Scale of 1 to Stupid... →
Who ranks higher on the stupid scale? Kim Kardashian or any person on the planet who believes this was legit? Or me for giving it two minutes of my time? Sigh. Kim is a multi-millionaire, so she can’t be that stupid. We’ve all heard of “laughing all the way to the bank”. And I’m sure she is at least giggling. I think marriage is a big deal, and I...
Abstinence: You're Doing it Wrong →
Remember when Jessica Simpson was the poster girl for abstinence before marriage? http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/10/20/20111020jessica-simpson-expecting-girl.html I guess that only counts with the first guy. Once you’re divorced, it’s ok to toss aside the lifelong belief with which you were raised. I suppose if the “save yourself” movement wants a poster girl, they’ll have...
Vol. XI Chicks who Boink Ashton Kutcher →
They just don’t make whores like they used to. Those born before the Reagan Administration might remember a time when one could find a respectable tramp who kept her mouth shut after sleeping with a married celeb. Sure, she might seductively sing “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”, but she certainly didn’t blab to all forms of media that she and said president were having at it behind closed...
Vol. X: Bat Shit Crazy Broads
I once knew a gal who was fucking her married boss. A few months into their “relationship”, she got drunk, started screaming and crying, and began to beat him with a pillow in their hotel room. Why? Because she thought he called her a bitch while mimicking a gangsta rapper. And he never spoke to her again. Hahaha…if only. He continued on with her for a good year after this display of lunacy. ...