June 2011
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Volume II: Chicks who Think Reality Shows are...
Take nothing if not this from my ramblings:  Reality shows are not real.  They’re not even a little bit real.  They’re 100% fake.  It’s OK if they are your guilty pleasure.  I personally used to love watching “Flavor of Love” and “Rock of Love”.  Trashy chicks pretending to be into an aging rapper and rocker?  Yes, please!  But take them for what they...
Jun 29th
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Volume I: Moms
Let’s start with moms. Moms are stupid. Mostly new moms. (Also known as 90% of my friends) And in no effort to alienate any of them but likely doing so anyway, below is my take on why. I read an article recently about “Cocktail Moms”. If you’re a mom, and you drink, then that makes you a “Cocktail Mom”. Apparently some blogger-mom said she felt she used wine as a crutch, so she stopped drinking....
Jun 24th
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