July 2011
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Volume VI: Chicks Who Think They're Fat
Do you ever find yourself listening to hideous rap music and thinking “Holy shit, this illiterate-sounding fool is right!!”? It happened to me. Don’t tell anyone; I’m kind of embarrassed about it. Anyhow, the chorus of the song was “Oh, you fancy huh”. And the lyrics I agreed with went as follows:
Hit the gym step on the scales stare at the number You say you dropping 10 pounds preparing for...
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Volume V: BDMG
People have told me that marriage is hard. But ya know something? I don’t think it’s supposed to be. And if yours is, maybe you’re making it hard.
Allow me to present a term my friend, Jessica, coined: BDMG. We were talking about this guy she worked with, and someone asked if he was attractive. That’s when Jess answered, “Eh, he’s got that beat-down, married guy look.” And with that...
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Volume IV: Married Chicks
“Marriage is for grown people”
– Bishop TD Jakes
Oh, married chicks. Sometimes I want to tell you all to take a fat, flying leap. Married people don’t understand unmarried people. I get it; I don’t really understand married people. So why can’t we just accept that about each other and move on? You tell me. I don’t try to push my lifestyle on the marrieds, but they sure like to tell me to...
Volume III: Ch-ch-changes (Part 2)
So it’s 2006, and my best friend is getting divorced. She claims she’s sick of the cranky drunk she married. But as it turns out, she didn’t just grow tired of the guy who never changed from the day she married him. Oh, no. It’s never that. It was for another guy. And he “had money”. Her words.
Now what’s her definition of “having money”? I have no idea. She used to tell me her...
Volume III: Ch-ch-changes (Part 1)
Did you know there are women out there who still think you can change a man? Oh…you did? And you’re one of them? Um, awkward.
My best friend from college wanted nothing more than to marry a guy who would afford her the opportunity to not work. Hey, it’s good to have goals. She became a teacher. Sure, she wanted to have money, but she had no intention of making it herself. When she became...
