This is the title of the book I’ll never get around to writing. This blog attempts to break my reasons for thinking chicks are stupid into manageable chunks. And if one less chick is stupid as a result of this blog, well, you're welcome.
Can you find the stupid in this link? Is it Russell Brand? Maybe. Katy Perry? Kinda. The moron from the AP who wrote the following line:
“Russell Brand is divorcing Katy Perry after 14 months of what appeared to be a storybook marriage.”
Ding ding! Winna winna!
Fuckin’ storybook? I could go on about how famous people never have storybook marriages, or about how storybook marriages don’t exist outside of, well, storybooks. But it’s dinnertime, and I just got a PF Chang’s gift card in the mail.