Can you find the stupid in this link? Is it Russell Brand? Maybe. Katy Perry? Kinda. The moron from the AP who wrote the following line:
“Russell Brand is divorcing Katy Perry after 14 months of what appeared to be a storybook marriage.”
Ding ding! Winna winna!
Fuckin’ storybook? I could go on about how famous people never have storybook marriages, or about how storybook marriages don’t exist outside of, well, storybooks. But it’s dinnertime, and I just got a PF Chang’s gift card in the mail.