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blog counter</description><title>Chicks are Stupid</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chicksarestupid)</generator><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>In Defense of Single Moms</title><description>Turns out I pick on moms.  I don’t have much against moms other than that they drive me insane. ...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/50948554146</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/50948554146</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 20:25:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Right to Vent</title><description>If it weren’t for social media, where would I find stupidity?  Oh, I’m sure I’d make do.  It’s out...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/49469819656</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/49469819656</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 19:22:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Back to Sanity</title><description>
I’m awful at keeping a consistent blog presence. Sometimes I think I should make the effort to...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/48175265620</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/48175265620</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:31:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ten More Months Until Elf on the Shelf Returns</title><description>I should apologize for being so inconsistent with my posting.  But I won’t.  I mean really, who does...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/40955592176</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/40955592176</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 17:12:52 -0500</pubDate><category>chicks are stupid</category><category>elf on the shelf</category></item><item><title>That Guy Who Lives in Your House</title><description>
My last blog got a lot of feedback.  And as long as it’s not rude or nasty, I welcome it.  It was a...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/35106864888</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/35106864888</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:02:00 -0500</pubDate><category>dennis prager</category><category>adam carolla</category><category>chicks are stupid</category></item><item><title>The hilarious author of one of my favorite sites, STFUParents,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="233" id="msnbc256222" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="launch=49327630&amp;width=420&amp;height=245" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed name="msnbc256222" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" width="400" height="233" flashvars="launch=49327630&amp;width=420&amp;height=245" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The hilarious author of one of my favorite sites, STFUParents, has revealed herself.  She welcomed tons of national press this week and announced a book deal.  I am jealous of her. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In other news, tons of cranky-ass bitches who can’t take a fucking joke have surfaced to say what a horrible human being Blair Koenig is.  I happened to think chicks who post pics of their kids’ shit on Facebook are horrible human beings, but tomato tomahto.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Keep it up, Blair!  The people who laugh with you outnumber those who pretend to be offended when you shame them. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/33187167167/hey-guys-here-is-the-video-for-the-today-show"&gt;stfuparents&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hey guys! Here is the video for &lt;a href="http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/49327630#49327630"&gt;The TODAY Show&lt;/a&gt; segment from this morning! This day has been a mountain of crazy, and I’ll admit I’m a little overwhelmed trying to manage the responses, the “haters,” and all of the nice emails that keep coming in from people who have discovered the blog. I &lt;em&gt;may&lt;/em&gt; feel slightly like I’m drowning right now, but I’m trying to doggy paddle my way to shore. I have so many post ideas lined up right now, but I can’t give them the attention they deserve until I get everything else sorted today. In the meantime, please enjoy the clip!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;**Also, I’m prepping a post to answer some of the questions (and to respond to some of the criticism) related to the blog, who I am, and why I write this site. To all of you who just come here to read &lt;a href="http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/27430345370/allow-me-to-introduce-you-to-brenda"&gt;ridiculous&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/post/31141276307/anatomy-of-an-oversharer"&gt;stuff&lt;/a&gt;, I’m sorry for this “week of me.” I’m doing the best I can to get back to a place where I’m just posting overshare entertainment. If you’re not into “the B. show,” I totally get it. (“STFU, B.”) I’m working reeeeal hard to get some good posts up for ya soon!**&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/33269557250</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/33269557250</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 21:15:42 -0400</pubDate><category>STFU parents</category><category>chicks are stupid</category><category>blair koenig</category></item><item><title>Pregnancy: It's Not Just a Tummy Ache</title><description>Pregnancy: It's Not Just a Tummy Ache: Do not, I repeat, do not defend anyone who has ever carried a...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/31949969629</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/31949969629</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 19:32:28 -0400</pubDate><category>didn't know i was pregnant</category><category>afghanistan</category><category>chicks are stupid</category></item><item><title>Mommy Shmommy</title><description>I once wrote a blog about my hatred of the word “mommy”, and I never posted it because I’m a pussy. ...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/29453144340</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/29453144340</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 22:36:00 -0400</pubDate><category>mommy</category><category>mommy friends</category><category>chicks are stupid</category></item><item><title>Types Of Pregnancy Announcements</title><description>The list of things that annoys me is endless, but in the top five is people who use the phrase...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/28096301222</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/28096301222</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 21:58:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Welcome to my Nightmare</title><description>My friend is getting married in September, and as I am now newly engaged, she gave me a piece of...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/25625682745</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/25625682745</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2012 00:16:00 -0400</pubDate><category>chicks are stupid</category><category>weddings</category><category>nightmare</category></item><item><title>Own Your Stupid</title><description>I’m actively seeking admissions of stupidity. Did you ever think, say, or do something completely...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/24853341844</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/24853341844</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2012 21:10:50 -0400</pubDate><category>chicks are stupid</category></item><item><title>Me, @DrDrew, &amp; the Tweet That No One Got</title><description>I had 15 seconds of fame, and it was all I dreamed it would be.  This past weekend, I was retweeted...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/24176771231</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/24176771231</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 23:58:29 -0400</pubDate><category>dr. drew</category><category>loveline</category><category>chicks are stupid</category><category>twitter</category></item><item><title>Mind Your Own Brood</title><description>For a change, Adam Carolla quoted me today.  In all fairness, he doesn’t know he quoted me.  But he...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/22874432530</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/22874432530</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 21:35:00 -0400</pubDate><category>mind your own brood</category><category>attachment parenting</category><category>teresa strasser</category><category>mayim bialik</category></item><item><title>Deja I Do</title><description>Bless Pinterest!  It has brought out the delusional in chicks yet again!
I’ve read a few pieces...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/22161808345</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/22161808345</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:10:39 -0400</pubDate><category>weddings</category><category>pinterest</category><category>cookie cutter</category><category>chicks are stupid</category></item><item><title>Single Chicks who are Planning Their Weddings</title><description>Hooray!  There is a new trend in chick stupidity!  And it&amp;#8217;s being driven by social media.  Oh...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/20145476903</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/20145476903</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 20:51:00 -0400</pubDate><category>chicks are stupid</category><category>pinterest</category><category>mason jars</category></item><item><title>The Blog That Shall Not Be Named</title><description>I can’t put the proper title atop this blog because I intend to post it on Facebook for my friends...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/18538558017</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/18538558017</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:56:22 -0500</pubDate><category>alison rosen</category><category>just sayin'</category><category>zip it cunt</category></item><item><title>A Mom Blog, But not "THE" Mom Blog</title><description>The linked blog below beautifully sums up two things I don’t have the balls to write about: Losing...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/17033172293</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/17033172293</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:56:14 -0500</pubDate><category>crunchy moms</category><category>jj keith</category><category>judgmental moms</category><category>chicks are stupid</category></item><item><title>Find the Stupid...</title><description>Find the Stupid...: Can you find the stupid in this link?  Is it Russell Brand? Maybe. Katy Perry?...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/15055759704</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/15055759704</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:23:00 -0500</pubDate><category>chicks are stupid</category><category>katy perry</category><category>russell brand</category></item><item><title>Chicks Are...Awesome!</title><description>I have a mild obsession with food.  Lately, it’s been manifesting itself in the form of watching...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/14287039512</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/14287039512</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:16:34 -0500</pubDate><category>STFU parents</category><category>chicks are stupid</category></item><item><title>Vol. XIII: Vitriol Spitters</title><description>In the past month, I’ve heard the word “vitriol” used to describe something at least three times. ...</description><link>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/13439194552</link><guid>http://chicksarestupid.tumblr.com/post/13439194552</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:08:39 -0500</pubDate><category>chicks are stupid</category><category>lady gaga</category><category>stfu parents</category><category>comments section</category></item></channel></rss>
